Halloween Jokes

OK... Here is some clean Halloween Jokes.

Reasons you won't win the local annual Halloween costume contest...
After your roommate insisted on being the front legs, you began to suspect that a burrito dinner wasn't such a good idea.

Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich.

What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs!

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetite!

What did the vampire say to the Invisible Man?
'Long time, no see!'

Yeah I know... really dumb jokes! But hey they are clean and you can tell them to your kids!